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Welcome to my page! I hope you enjoy my fabulous work!!!

Hey this is my Star Wars JibJab! I only did Star Wars cause my sister LOVES it! But when I showed her she thought it was insulting........oh well here it is! P.S: The baby is my dad when he was a baby! And yes I know.......me and my mum are BOTH guys............there was only one girl.................yeah..............

media type="custom" key="11645236" Here's also another JibJab of my MOST HATED celebs in the world........AND GUESS WHAT THE'RE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER.......AND ONE OF THEM IS SUCH A GIRL HE HAS A GIRL'S BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!! WARNING!!!!! This may be offensive to some Justin Bieber or Cody Simpson fans......... media type="custom" key="11645598"

Hey this is my Clay Yourself Head Shot!

Take a look at my I am Poem and find out all about me! Then take a look at what sort of friend that I want! After that try and guess what object I am!

Don't forget to look at my recount for when we went to the Maritime Museum! (Which has seemed to vanish!) These are recipes that I did for when we were doing Uniquely Us Task Cards! Take a look! This is my myth for Pic'n' Mix about how colour entered earth! Sorry I didn't get it into you!

This is my inquiery question for the schooling in Italy and how it is different to N.Z. schooling on powerpoint! Hope you like it! Have you seen the boring post on Tara's page? Well if you have and you have seen messages from Sarah Smith well be sure to check the boring post daily as she will be telling you all about her strange life! If you want to know more about Sarah just read here:

Full Name: Sarah Belinda Smith Age: 25 D.O.B: 14th of November Place of Employment: Botany Downs McDonalds Favourite Colour: Brown Fun Facts: She talks to herself and likes to hide in boxes and she also likes to watch documentaries about parrots Best Friend: Miss Parker Siblings: Serena Smith

Find out more about Sarah on the Boring Post! But sadly...... recently Sarah and Miss Parker went to live in Romania! So Sarah can't post any more! But now Tara has created her quirky and fun sister Dixie, so I've decided to create Sarah's sister Serena or so she likes to call herself Seri! Soooooooo.........this is now the SERI SECTION!!!!!!!!! media type="custom" key="10620342" Full Name: Serena Bella Smith Age:20 D.O.B: 25th of May Placement of Employment: None (at the moment) Favourite Colour: Rosey Red and Lime Green Fun Facts: She can't stop talking! Best Friend: ????????................ Siblings: Sarah Smith

Tuesday 27th of September

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe it! Sarah and Miss Parker moved to Romania! I don't know why Romania, but they could've chosen a more exciting country like I don't know, America, maybe Australia or even ANTARCTICA! At least Antarctica is more exciting than Romania!!!!!!! They said they went to Romania because they wanted to live together but the cheapest flat was in Romania! What a lame excuse! I bet they were just trying to get away from me! But wait doesn't Miss Parker have a sister too? I think she was called Dana, wait or was it Deirdre? Umm maybe Dixie, yeah it was Dixie! But wait a sec...... Dixie is NOT a boring name! *GASP* SHE HAS A FUN NAME LIKE ME!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG I GOT TO MEET HER!!!!!!!!!! Calm down Seri, Calm down, Deep breaths. Okay well I'm Serena Smith, Sarah Smith's sister, just to get this straight.... I'm not the sort of person who likes to be called my real name, just call me Seri for short. Sooooo yeah....... I'm kinda the fun type who is NOT like her older sister (the boring type) and I LOVE TALKING!!!!!!!! I can't STOP!!!!!!!!! Soooo ummmmm I better stop talking now and watch a little TV cause my FAVOURITE TV program is on tonight: Shortland Street! So ummmm......... BYE!!!!!!!!!!

- Seri :D

Wednesday 28th of September

You know just today I looked at this page on wikispaces to find a section where Dixie wrote about her life! SO SHE WRITES ABOUT HER LIFE LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So if I carry on reading her page I could maybe find out more about her to see if she's like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But wait............... wouldn't that be stalking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M STALKING SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT! I just don't want her to think I am stalking her! Maybe if I find out a little information about her that will help me know if she's like me so we could be friends and then I'll stop and not look at it any more! But I want to know more about Dixie but I'm not exactly sure where she lives or anything! So if I was Sarah what would I do? Hmmmmmm. Well Sarah would write a letter to Dixie with an old fashioned ink pen, but I'm not that old fashioned!!! I'll see what her e-mail is and then I'll send her a message asking what she likes and stuff! Now I'll find it out tomorrow or maybe today and I'll see what happens!

Seri:D

Later On That Day....

YES!!!!!!! I found her e-mail! Okay now I just need to send her that e-mail! I do hope she replies!!!!!

The E-Mail:

Dixie,

Hi my name is Serena Smith (please call me Seri) and I'm your sister's BBF's (Sarah) little sister! I'd like to ask you some questions about you, since you seem to be very much like me and I would like you as a friend but I need to be sure your like me so maybe we could be friends, you know.So here are the questions:

1. Do you love to talk non-stop?: Yes or No or Sometimes 2. Are you the opposite of the boring type?: Yes or No or Sometimes 3. Do you LOVE to watch Shortland Street?: Yes or No or Sometimes 4. Are you the out-doorsy and funny type?: Yes or No or Sometimes 5. Would you like me as a friend: Yes or No or Not Sure, I Want To Know More About You

Please e-mail me back the answers and I shall see if you are right to be my friend!

Serena (Seri) Smith :D

P.S.: If you are wondering why I'm asking you if you would like to be my friend is because I'm really short of friends and none of my friends are like me! I'm also kinda the person who likes to rush things when it comes to friend relationships. Please don't be put off by this!

Thursday 29th of September

Guess what?!?! Dixie e-mailed me back! She is a lot like me........ but she doesn't like Shortland Street! Oh well, her loss! Now I just got to e-mail her back asking if maybe we could meet sometime. All right I just need to click reply on her message............ oh there we go!

Seri :D

The E-Mail:

Dixie,

Thanks for e-mailing me back! Why don't you like Shortland Street! Oh well! Maybe we could meet sometime cause I'd really like to meet you! Can we arrange some plans to meet okay?

Seri:D

Saturday 1st of October

OMG! I feel so bad! I got Dixie's reply yesterday to find that she doesn't want me as a friend and she wants me to go away! I'm not that annoying am I? But I can't believe that she would just think that I'm a stalker or something! (Says angrily) WHY DOESN'T SHE WANT ME AS A FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to reply back to her and tell her what I think about what she e-mailed me!

Seri :(

The E-Mail:

Dixie,

Why don't you want to be my friend! And I'm not a stalker! If I was a stalker would I say that I don't have anything to do with stalkers! And by the way you wanted to know more about me right? Well here's some information on me:

My name is Serena Bella Smith, I'm 20 years old, I was born on the 25th of May, my favourite colours are Rosey Red and Lime Green. I don't work at the moment but my mum noticed how much I loved animals and is soon going to sign me up to volunteer at the SPCA. I love to talk, play with my cat and watch Shortland Street! As you know my sister is Sarah Belinda Smith and she is the boring type whereas I'm the fun and sporty type. I live on Glenmore Road in a small house that I bought with my savings for Uni, but I never exactly went to Uni cause I wanted to use the money for something more useful like a house. And I don't want to stalk you!

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Is that enough info about me? Please tell me!

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Seri :(

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">P.S.: Did I say I don't want to stalk you?

<span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Later On That Same Day...

<span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Oh thank goodness! I just found out that actually someone had hacked into Dixie's e-mail account and sent that message! But thankfully she DOES want to be my friend! I better e-mail her back!

<span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The E-Mail:

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Dixie,

<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Oh thank goodness you want to be my friend! When I got that e-mail of you saying you don't want to be my friend I nearly had a heart attack! Not literally of course! So if you want to be friends how about we sort out some plans? How about you sort them out to do with your schedule and then I'll know when to meet cause really I have nothing that I can do cause I have no job and I'm not signed up to any club! So you must have some sort of job so you can sort the plans out okay?

<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Seri :D

<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">P.S.: I know I might sound kinda lazy asking you to sort the plans out! But you know, if I sort the plans out it might collide with what you might be doing. So yeah......

<span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sunday 2nd of October:

<span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">OMG!!!!! You know how someone hacked into Dixie's e-mail account? They hacked into it again and sent me another upsetting message! But moving on........ Dixie works at the SPCA like I'm going to soon! So my Mum signed me up today and I'm going to start volunteering tomorrow! So maybe we could meet there cause we are both now working there! I'll send her back a message!

<span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The E-Mail:

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Dixie,

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">I just signed up to the SPCA today and I'm starting work tomorrow! Maybe we could meet at the SPCA sometime! Cause I'd LOVE to meet you!

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Seri :D

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">P.S.: You know how I have a cat right? Here's a pic of her!:

<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Cute eh? Her name's Tammy and she is really cheeky but she's still sweet and smoochy!

<span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Tuesday 4th of October

<span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Yay! I'm now BFF's with Dixie! She's soooooo cool! Just today we sat down and had lunch together when we saw this ADORABLE puppy! It was soooo cute! So this is what happened!

//<span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It was my first day at the SPCA and I had been looking for Dixie for a long time! I was just about to give up when it was our break and so when I was reading the new book from my favourite series Harry Potter, when suddenly a girl came up to me and said "OMG! Is that the new Harry Potter book!?!?" So I said "yeah, it's my favourite series" then she said "OMG! It's my favourite series too! Well I'm Dixie!" Then I said "OMG! Your Dixie!" So she said "of course I am!" I couldn't believe it! "I'M SERI!" Sooo then we talked non-stop until I we fainted! (not literally!) And so that's what happened! //

P.S.: Here's some pics of my cat Tammy!

This is when I came back from my holiday in Australia, I unpacked my suitcase and then I left the suitcase out to find Tammy hiding inside! Tammy just being Tammy! Tammy out on the balcony (she's an indoor cat so she can't go outside so going out on the balcony is her only way outside!) Tammy on the side of the sink wanting attention! Tammy hiding in her cardboard box! My cousin Molly and her favourite cat ever Tammy!

Monday 14th November

I know I haven't written in a while is because of something my ANNOYING mother and I mean ANNOYING made me do! It all started when I was eating my lunch with Dixie at the SPCA when suddenly our boss told us (and the rest of the crew) that we had do a project that would effect on our pay, we had to write a story about an animal that was suitable for children. Whoever wrote the best story got to get their story published and sold at the SPCA and they also got a pay rise! When I got home and called my mum and told her, she said I'd be great and I'd win for sure.........but I wasn't so keen about doing it. Then she went on and on about that I'm a great writer and I had always got A's in writing when I was at school, but soon I got sick of her blabbering on and on and lied to her that my boss was coming over in 5 minutes to talk to me about something and I needed to tidy up my apartment...........but that made her hang up which was good. Then I started to get on with my story and turned on the computer and started to write........and write.........and write and a couple of times I had to call Dixie for a chat break because writing is tiring and boring! Finally I finished my story, it wasn't very long but it was supposed to be like a picture book and this is how it went.......

Puppy Wup at the Fair By Serena Smith

Once upon a time there was a puppy called Puppy Wup. Puppy Wup loved to play and be naughty. One day Puppy Wup went with his owner, Polly to the fair. Puppy Wup loved the fair but every year he stuffed up and wreaked the fair, but this year Puppy Wup wanted to not be naughty and bump over stuff. When they got to the fair Polly told Puppy Wup to stay by the chip shop while Polly went on the ferris wheel. Puppy Wup waited as Polly soared into the sky on the ferris wheel when suddenly Puppy Wup got a scent of hot fish 'n' chips and ran off and knocked the WHOLE chip shop down! Poor Puppy Wup had to go home but he learnt a lesson.........always do what you are told!

Like it? I don't very much but when I sent it to my mum via e-mail my mum replied back saying it was great! She also said that she was going to e-mail all her friends who have young children......and soon the word got around and somebody must've e-mailed it to a professional publishing company who I soon got an e-mail from asking if they'd like to publish it......but I refused cause A) They said they wanted me to write more of the series (which I didn't want to do!) and B) If I did win the competition I would've got it published anyway!

Well at the end of the week I gave in my story to my boss..........and guess what I won! I wasn't sooooo excited about but I was just glad I got a pay rise! So nothing much else has happened in my life except there was this new guy at the SPCA called Marcus and we started to become friends as well as Dixie!

So yeah....................

Seri :D

Saturday 14th January 2012

As you know Dixie left the SPCA to become a Youtuber! I watch her videos every day that keeps me entertained for hours!!! Every one at the SPCA misses her including me! I feel like I need her... oh well... she's probably not missing me... well enough of my boohoos, just recently I got a letter from Sarah (my sister) :

<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Dear Serena,

<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">I'm sorry I haven't written to you for a while, here in Romania I'm fine except for the fact that in Romania I can't seem to understand what people are saying... but I got myself a job that gives me enough money to go down to the Supermarket every day after work to go and buy a loaf of bread and milk for breakfast the next morning. Every day when I come home from work I sit down and watch documentaries about parrots with Miss Parker. I'm not missing you and I hope your not missing me.

<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Sincerely, <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Sarah B Smith

Well I am not missing her! Her life sounds pretty boring at the moment! But I'm sure she'd want a want a better life! Would she? I have no idea!

*Knock Knock*

"Who is it?"

"Just open the door!"

I open the door to find a crazy looking lady in a sparkly tube top, a mini skirt so short you can see her undies, the highest heels I'd ever seen, (other than Lady Gaga of course!) her hair looks a mess and her mascara is dripping down her face which makes her look like she's been crying, and in one hand she carries a bottle of gin and in the other she has a piece of paper and a shot glass!

"Um... can I help you?"

"Could you please tell me where this address is? I've heard your a friend of her's" the lady says drunkly as she passes the piece of paper, the address is very familiar... but wait a sec... it's DIXIE'S!!!

"Wait, why would you want to see Dixie?"

"Oh I'm sorry I can't tell you that... it's personal..."

"Okay then..." I say and I give her instructions where to go and then she hops into her red sports car and she drives off! Strange eh? Why would somebody as strange and crazy like that want to see Dixie? And how does she know where I live? That is just freaky... I hope she's not a stalker... ? Seri "-"

Saturday 23rd of June

Wow, I like haven't blogged in a long time.... FREAKY!!!!!!!!! The craziest thing happened that I never expected It all started when I was missing Dixie...

I felt really sad because she wasn't famous because of that crazy lady that visited my house. I'd tried visiting her house, but she's never there. I'd tried e-mailing her, but I never get a response. But then I had a BRILLIANT idea! I thought maybe if I e-mailed Miss Parker.... SHE MIGHT KNOW WHERE SHE WAS!!!

<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Miss Parker,

<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Hey! It's me, Seri! I was just wondering if you knew where your sister was, you know, Dixie? I haven't seen her in a while and I was just wondering, like, if she's told where she is.

<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Seri :)

Surprisingly she replied, and this was the part I didn't expect...

<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Dear Serena,

<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Hello, how are you? I have been in contact with Dixie recently, she just called me the other night although it was a very boring conversation, just how I like it but very unusual for Dixie. She said that the lady that apparently ruined her life is called Emily, I think she's some kind of club dancer or something, one of those jobs I'd never get because it's just too exciting. But she has caused her so called //fans// to loose interest in her //videos//. So she's decided to go back to her part-time job at the SPCA.

<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">But there is something else I should talk to you about. Me and Sarah have decided we are not going to live in Romania anymore. Romania has run out of bread and milk. Much too not boring for us and the fact that bread and milk is all we eat, so we're leaving. Probably to Finland, nothing much happens there. So we've sold our apartment and we're actually at the airport now. We have also planned a trip to come back to New Zealand next month because we are going to the meeting for the International Parrot Constitution which we are both founder members of. Your sister may also be visiting you, but that is highly unlikely as you are too.... um too.... well too much //exciting// things happen in your life.

<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Yours Sincerely, <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Miss Parker

I couldn't believe it! Dixie was coming back to the SPCA! And the fact that Miss Parker and Sarah were moving to Finland! Oh well.... I'M JUST SOOOOO EXCITED TO SEE DIXIE AGAIN!!!

Seri :D <span style="font-family: Lucida Console,Monaco,monospace;">

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