Tara

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**Hey everyone! This is my official wiki! I'm so proud! Anyway you're free to comment on here but only nice things okay?** This is my hilarious cameo in the new Justin Bieber video. Next step, Hollywood!

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 * Hey guys **** this is my I am poem and it's only about one thing. ME! **

Yay! Class G6 went to the Maritime Museum. This recount should tell you all about it.
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 * Hmmmm. A mysterious assignment.YOU have to uncover who is the chosen one I have written about. **

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Here's Cosmic Continued... media type="custom" key="10368624" Here's my Glogster for Reading Log on the book Cosmic.

media type="custom" key="10309361" Sadly, on the weekend of the 19th and 18th a very special student at Wakaaranga School passed away. Her name was Keremoana Kingi-Keefe. A kind, caring girl she was. She was in Miss Holders class in Year 6. I had her in my class in Year 5 and she was a great friend. Rest in Peace Kere.

This is my Where am I. Try and guess the two places I am.

Yay! Only one more Country Study task to go! Hopefully I can get it done by Friday. I'm going to Fiji in the holidays! Me so excited!

Hey! Today was the last day of term! We had an auction with our money we had earned over the term. I had $415! There were rubbers, pens, pencils, lollys, chocolate, and other stuff. I got a pack of plain pencils, which is good because I don't have any, a pack of coloured pencils and these lollies. The plain pencils I bid for $70 to spend all of my money, the coloured pencils for $115 and the lollys for $230! Crazy! But I am pleased with what I bought. The bids sometimes went crazy with nearly $300 for a pencil! I can't wait for the holidays.

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Full name: Miss Parker Age: 29 Place of employment: ASB bank. Best Friend: Sarah Smith Siblings: Dixie Parker

Hello. Miss Parker here. If you don't already know who I am, I am Miss Parker. I don't reveal my first name to anyone on the internet because someone might stalk me and let me tell you that is too exciting for my liking. Today is Friday. I hate Friday's. Not like that weird Rebecca Black. I have a important announcement to make. I quit my job at the bank. Because there was a robbery. This person came in and held up a gun and shouted " Get on the floor, this is a bank robbery!" and obviously my first reaction was Calm down. I said " Firstly calm down and stop shouting, I don't like it. Secondly, I don't really want to because the ground is dirty because I haven't cleaned it since 10 minutes ago. And thirdly, we have never had a bank robbery so get out." So they went. But I quit because it was too exciting. Now my job is *gulp* at the movie theatre. I have to stamp peoples tickets. Hopefully this won't get too exciting. Stay tuned for more stories.

Today I am choosing a type of bread for my birthday. I hate cakes. They have horribly bright coloured icing and the sweetness puts fireworks in your mouth and I hate fireworks. I might get white bread because it is plain as plain can be. I'm not doing anything for my birthday so I probably won't write about that. I got to go to my job now. Goodbye and see you tomorrow.

Narrator: But what Miss Parker didn't know was that her "friends" were planning a very special surprise for her. Tune in tomorrow to hear all about it.

I don't know how I am going to write this without exclamation marks. Today for my birthday, my friends took me to Rainbows End. Yes, I know. Crazy. They made me go on the most exciting and distarious ride of all. The jeep ride. It was in Cadbury Land and for those who haven't been there yet I do not recommend going on this ride. It should be 21+ but I saw parents of all kinds put their 2 year olds on it. It was torture. There was a bump and I nearly screamed. I nearly fainted when I watched my friends go on the Corkscrew Coaster and literally passed out when they went on the terrifying Power Surge. But, with bribes, and many pleases I let my friends drag me onto the Log Flume. It wasn't as bad as I thought. Well, inside. First I went calmly down a river which helped me soothe my feelings after the jeep ordeal. Then cute little garden gnomes and fairies came out and started singing. I felt a lot better. A king came into view where he was sitting on a pile of gold. Lucky thing. Suddenly (I hate that word) he were whisked down a dark hole of leering trees. Gasping, sunlight streamed into my eyes and calmed me a bit more. My eyes squinted at a faraway sign that was slowly approuching. Hold onto your hats and smile for the camera it said. Wonder what that means. I will have to use exclaimation marks now. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Today I went to mildly boring job. The only exciting bit was where this crazy teenager with pink hair came up and asked for her ticket stamped. I had to pass the ticket to my manager to do because I had to sit down for ten minutes. Sorry this is such a brief story. I am currently at work on my break but my break time is finishing in half an hour so I better be off. Goodbye.

Today was my day off so I sat in front of the t.v and did nothing. But I guess I have become more adventurous because, for the first time in 20 years, checked my mailbox. Yes, your'e probably thinking, "What! Miss Parker is crazy." But really I'm not. And don't call me that otherwise I'll get angry. And when Miss Parker gets angry, let me tell you, it is not pretty, not pretty at all. Anyway, when I had finally edged myself out of the doorway I was not surprised but slightly disturbed at my mailbox. A huge paper truck had obviously dumped their dirty trash over my mailbox. Then a box truck could of come and crashed into the paper truck. It would have spilled boxes everywhere but when I took a closer inspection they were all addressed to me. So with the help of my car, I pulled the trailer full of letters and boxes into my house. One by one, as I opened letters from the telephone company, the electricity company and packages of stuff I had ordered online and never received. I guess I should check my mailbox more often... oh look, my big back scratcher I ordered a few years ago. Sorry I have to leave on such short notice but I have to try this out. Goodb... oh yeah that hits the spot.

Hello. Miss Parker here. I discovered an werid thing in my mailbox. It was a toy dog. I don't remember ordering that. Sorry I have to go now to my boring committee ( can't be late for that) and I'll write more later. Goodbye.

Great. Now my annoying toy dog is chewing my couch. Oh well. I guess I'll check my mailbox now. Hmmm. A letter. From the boring commitee. Lets see, maybe I won the boring award. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. I've been removed. Ahhhhh. This is what it says.

Dear Miss Parker,

You have been excused from the boring commitee because of recent events. You have broken a number of rules.

1. You went to Rainbows End which is strictly prohibited. 2. You checked your mailbox. 3. You have used a non boring expression. 4. Your bank was robbed.

Yours Sincerely, Belinda Smith

Sorry, have to go now. Boohoo. Oh no. I cried! Oh no, I used an exclaimation mark//. Runs out of the room sobbing.//

//Today. Was so scary. My mum ordered me a roommate. I know. Scary. I meet her tomorrow. I'm so scared. I think I'll hide in a brown box. Bye.//

Well today wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I met my new roommate. Sarah Smith. Thank goodness it wasn't something crazy like Tara or Hannah or Aurora. She's actually just like me. Boring. She works at McDonalds and manages to get me a hot apple pie when ever I want. She is nice. So this is what happened on the actual day.

//I am sitting, hunched up with the box over my head. I hear a creak. A door handle turning. Footsteps. My heart rate skipped painfully. I dare to take a peek out of the box. Surprisingly I see a woman dressed in brown head to toe. She looks around and calls " Miss Parker, I believe you are my new room mate. I am sorry that you will probably get disturbed by my boringness, but that's just the way I am." At these words I slowly edge my way out and hold my hand out to shake. " Miss Parker" "Sarah Smith" "Do sit down" "Thank you" And from then on we watched documentries about parrots. It was the best fun I had in years.//

So that's what happened.

Hey there! If your wondering why I am using exclamation marks and talking this way its because I'm not Miss Parker! I am Dixie, Miss Parker's sister. If you are also wondering, because you are an extremely hard thinker, why I am writing on Miss Parker's blog. It's because she has moved to Romania with her new best friend, Sarah Smith! I know, so EXCITING! Calm down, Dixie, calm down. EEEEEE! Sorry! I do that when I am excited! Poor Sarah Smith had to quit her boring job at McDonald's but I'm sure there will be another McDonalds in Romania, I mean who hasn't heard of it? So anyway, Miss Parker and Sarah went to look for jobs in Romania. (don't ask me why they went to Romania for jobs). So I know pronounce this the Dixie Parker blog!

Bonus: Have you ever wondered what Miss Parker's first name was and why she didn't use it? Well, I suggest you ask someone else because I don't know!

Here is a secret you probably didn't know about Miss Parker and me. Miss Parker was adopted! According to the orphanage, Miss Parker was dumped outside and on it the words Miss Parker were hanging from a string on Miss Parkers wrist. So that's what she is called.

Hi!!! Sorry I haven't been able to write, it's because my job at the SPCA has had so many rescues lately, we have no time! OK, the exciting thing is... I have a best friend! Her name is Seri Smith and is the sister of Sarah Smith, my adopted sisters best friend. The sad news is that someone hacked into my email account! They sent mean messages to Seri, so I have changed my password. Seri has signed up for the SPCA too, so I finally get to see her! Here is a picture of my cat, Sam. We sometimes call him Samuel Love Jackson because he is a famous person, or Samantha even though he is a boy!

Hey! We just did our PROduction today at the SPCA where we had to act out animal voices and stuff. It was quite fun. So yeah. I am not as excited today because, well, I'm tired. I think... I just might... have a nap soon.... anyway bye.

This is going to be my last entry in this diary! Boohoo! Why, you ask? This is the last page because Miss Parker wrote and moaned and complained on almost every single page! I have had a letter from her:

//Dear Dixie,//

//I am having a good time in Romania. Sarah and I have found an apartment that will, I guess, do. The ceiling leaks and there is a infestation of ants. My new job is at a postage company. I stamp stamps and put them on letters. Sarah has a new job too. She is the mail sorter for the same company. She sorts packages from letters. Hope you are well.//

//Miss Parker//

Well, no surprises there, is there? Always full of complaints. And talk about a boring job! And last of all, I have quit my part time job at the SPCA, purely because I am now working a full time job. I am 21, after all. I have started a Youtube account and already have 10,000 subscribers! I do vlogs which are video blogs, rants, and skits. I have met Ryan Higa, kevjumba, ijustine, and most importantly TOBUSCUS!!!!! He starred in one of my skits and I starred in 2 of his vlogs and his CUTE WIN FAIL! Anyway, look out for me on Youtube and the cinema! I am auditioning for a part in Tintin 2. Bye!

Oh yeah, if you want to see my awesome new video, here is the link: []

Just a quick update, here are some facts and figures happing in my life right now.

1. I have reached 2 million subscribers! 2. I have successfully played minecraft with Toby Turner in a TobyGames episode! (On multiplayer) 3. I have met Simon from BlueXephos at MineCon!

So I guess you could say my life is going pretty well right now. I am earning $2607 a day, the same as Tobuscus! See you in hopefully my next great adventure. I won't forget...

Oh my gosh, I just got a letter from my sister, Miss Parker in Romania, saying something about Emily Truskett, I suppose I should search her up on Google Images first. Wow, there are a lot of pictures of her, hmmmm. They all seem to be off Facebook or something, and they are all of her partying! Oh my gosh, she is a PARTY FREAK TEENAGER!


 * knock at the door*

"Just a second"


 * squeak*

Dixie: Oh my god...!

And there stands a crazy, hair messed up, drunk, bright coloured clothes, high heels, with shot glasses in her hand, Emily Truskett.

Emily: Heeeeeyy, girlfriend!!!! Apparently I am ur new sister!!!! So funny, right?"

Dixie: *faints*

See what happens next when Emily moves in and finds Dixie's diary! Will Dixie go mad and move? Or will Emily not be so bad and Dixie include her in her videos? Stay tuned!

So this is, like, Dixie's diary? What? I have, like, never even seen a diary before! Looks like she has written a ton of crap in here. Who the heck is Miss Parker? Whatever. What do you do in diaries, anyway? Ok, I am Emily Truskett, with a heart for the dot in the i. Anyway, I am born in Florida and my mom said for me to like, stop having parties and find some relatives elsewhere. So I came over here to NZ, and there are like no good shops here!!! :(. I met Dixie, who totally, like, freaked out when she saw me. She kinda looks like someone I know from Youtube...

" Oh for gods sake, get out of my room, Emily! Is that my diary???!!! I am trying to make a video here!

This is kinda like me and my sister

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=NZ#/watch?v=39Cm9LvoJhE

Starting my new part time job again. Yeah, I am starting to lose subscribers because seriously, ever since Emily moved in my house it has been crazy and I haven't posted a video in ages. She is obsessed with checking her email every single second, and yeah, she is crazy. (see video above). To my subscribers, I am so sorry, but my mind is on her and finding her a job, a house... And if you are wondering what my new job is, it is an executive producer for the upcoming movie The Hunger Games, not that great I know, but don't worry. Things will get better soon.

Hey guys, I know, I know I have been reaaal lazy with updating my blog but I do have some bad news to report. Here goes...

Someone hacked my YouTube account. They changed my password so I couldn't log in, and they posted videos of rude things I would never post. Nearly all my subscribers have gone and I had to make a new account and start all over again. Also...

Miss Parker has been sentenced to 2 years in jail. Why? She was found to be stealing 16 boxes of All-Bran cereal from a supermarket then causing a riot in the street by throwing it at citizens of Finland. I went along to her court hearing but we didn't win. Sarah Smith, her friend, is coming back to New Zealand to bring me and Seri to live in Finland with her. So a lot of changes going on right now, it's going to be a bit hard to write in here regularly. See ya, Dixie.

P.S: I just noticed I haven't used any exclamation marks. I am feeling a little down to leave my hometown and of course, Emily is going to be coming with me as I can't trust her in my house! She will just trash it with her stupid parties.